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Can we have a best caption comment competition? - the expression on your face is unbelievable when you zoom up to 100%.

Can I suggest:

Hmm, it didn't feel quite like that last time I felt around in here!

or

Hmm, maybe I should have put on my shoulder length latex glove before attempting to turn this calf....

I was thinking,

"Is this the inlet or exhaust, I can never remember...."

Oh shit, was that a double sheepshank or a French Bowline I tied?

"If I let this one out, am I going to follow through?"

First set of gems coming in from Club Triumph

Ferny: "Maybe that curry was a mistake. I think I might be.... yes, I have. Still, at least it's well ventilated"

Steve C: "Suddenly Toomanyprojects realised that rope was connected to his eye balls."

GazaGT6: "oh bugger, it would of been much easier to role the engine in using that oversized tractor wheel i attached to the back of the engine earlier"

Alan C: "refit is the reverse of removal????  ...................... bloody Haynes manual!!!!!"

Alex: "Whose Idea was it to fit this in my spitfire?"

Smithy: "Andy's strength belied his dwarfish stature."

and "When R2D2 removed his cover he looked almost human."

and "The evil Schumacher brother spent his life in his brothers pit crew."

Steve C(again): "try as he might he simply couldn't get it to fit in the bucket"

Phil: "It was about tea time when toomanyprojects realised that unless he did something nothing was going to happen......................"

No doubt there'll be more....

Well, well well, that's another fine mess I've got myself into.

More from Club Triumph

GT6 User and Abuser: "will that knot hold?!"

Smithy: "The genii said "I will grant you a wish", and without thinking I replied "Give me a hand with this Volvo engine".

Bodders: "When the sh!t landed on his sleeve, Andy realised that it was the biggest pigeon he had ever seen"

and "Changing the oil filter is so much easier on my Spitfire"

Phil: "Try as he might toomanyprojects could not shift the uneasy feeling that his wife had meant it when she had said she would leave him for a tractor driver."

npanne: "Andy resorted to industrial measures to remove the rope which had become glued to his forehead".

and "I knew it wouldn't fit in this bloody bucket".

Valencia: "lights, camera , action"

and "that was close, wife nearly saw me then!"

Giles "Why is one side of the engine suppoerted by that bit of clothes line when there is a socking great chain over there? Dare I let go to go and get the chain?"

and "These mechanical prosthetic hands are great. I didn't want a battery operated one though, so chose the top of the range twin-cam job."

Dave: "I think I'm about to have a cardiac arrest......"

Bill(Rarebits): "Andy had previously starred in a number of low budget fetish porn movies, but this one promised to be the most bizarre"

more to follow!

Oh **** - Hand me that bucket - I think I can put it to good use!

and the last lot from Club Triumph

2Toledos: "Tell me again.... what's the quoted breaking strain of that rope ?"

Nick Jones: "Oh no, it's breech....."

and "It was the first time Andy had assisted an engine in labour."

ajp: "Volvo?....feels more like a vulva"

and "Hmmm Dont worry Mrs Little Red Tractor it wont be long now -you are about 8 cms diliated just breath on the gas and air"

Jonny-Jimbo didn't have a quote but said I look like a polition called Lempid Optic or whatever his name is... Lib Dem, going out with one of the Cheeky Girls...

Burnerboy: "Lights? Camera? Action!"

And   Toomanyprojects "Sorry, I think I've just c*m"

Leon: "I knew I should have stayed with Triumphs!"

Mike (1977Triumph): "Pedro the worlds strongest dwarf realises he may have strained a bit too hard that time......."

and "Andy's brother smiled to himself when Andy discovered the superglue laden rope."

and "Andy wished he hadn't braked so hard when driving his tractor into the workshop.."

and "Now which way round does this go back in?"

and Andy thinks to himself 'do I risk getting up and showing my arse now I have ripped my jeans?'

and "Remember folks safety first, Andy is a professional, you can never have too many ropes, even if they are not all attached, it looks impressive."

and ""Oh god!, Why did I put that bloody lamp just there?"

and "Andy thought it would be fun to imagine he was James Herriot, with his hand up a cows arse."

and "Now if the tractor weighs 2 tons, the engine weighs 150kg and the earths gravational field remains constant with a bipolar influx, the antigrav tractor should be able to work with some minor tweaks to the bistable latches! And if that doesn't work I can rest easy, sound in the knowledge that I look so damn hot in this photo!"

and "Now is it the tractor holding the engine, or the engine holding the tractor? For that matter whats holding the Volvo up?"

Sexysi: "Now what end does it go in!!!!!!!!!!"

Richard B: ''a lot of work just for an oil change'' he thought

Mike(1977Triumph): Oh wait, changing the head can be done with the engine in the car......*&%$

GT6John: "Fumbling around in the dark trying to reach that elusive bit while the wife gave encouraging remarks whilst sounding slightly fed up... it was the wet weekend in Bognor all over again."

Richard B: "Oh just the same as a bloody MkI PI; you have to take the engine out to change the heater!"

Worzel: "Shite, is it clockwise to tighten, or anti-clockwise?"

Mike(1977Triumph): "Lefty loosey righty tighty, yep that should do it, PINK, ah now I broke it."